His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Randomize
