I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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