Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
