remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
