Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
operation harelip BJ is a go
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
