it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
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Less talking, more tequila
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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