break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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