I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Randomize
