Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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