I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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