I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
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The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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