i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
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The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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