this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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