that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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