yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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