On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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