Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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