so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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