I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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