But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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