Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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