There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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