She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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