Sponge bath it is.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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