I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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