just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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