No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Four minutes until I can fart!
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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