you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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