Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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