haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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