things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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