Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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