It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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