I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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