I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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