I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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