Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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