I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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