She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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