One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
so let's talk penis.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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