It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
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I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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