No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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