Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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