doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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