I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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