This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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