5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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