There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
