Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
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Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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