I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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