Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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