these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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