In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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