Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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