Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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