Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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